How I Stopped Wasting Money on the Wrong Detectors (And Learned to Love the Tech)

I still have that first detector— a beat-up VLF from the ’90s, coil held together with duct tape. Found it in my grandpa’s garage, dusted it off, and marched to the park. Swung it over the grass, and—beep-beep-beep—it screamed at every nail, soda tab, and rock. I dug 12 holes, found one rusted washer, and … Read more

How I Finally Stopped Wasting Money on the Wrong Detectors (After 5 Bad Buys)

First detector I bought? A shiny Garrett ACE 200, because some guy online said it was “perfect for beginners.” Took it to the park, swung it over the grass, and—beep-beep-beep—it screamed at every nail. I dug 10 holes, found one rusted washer, and thought, “This is stupid.” That’s when I met Carla. She runs “Carla’s … Read more

How I Wasted $200 on a Detector That Hated Beaches (And What I Should’ve Bought Instead)

First detector I ever owned? A $150 “beginner special” from a discount site. Shiny, lightweight, and advertised as “perfect for parks and beaches!” Spoiler: It lied. Took it to my local saltwater beach on a sunny Saturday, coil hovering over wet sand. It chirped like a wounded bird—beep-beep-beep—at every grain of salt. Dug 12 holes, found zip … Read more

The Day We Let the Ice Carry Us: Nansen’s Fram and Three Years Frozen in the Arctic

I’ve spent enough mornings knee-deep in mud, waiting for my detector to stop chattering, to know this: adventure isn’t about fighting the elements. It’s about letting them lead. Fridtjof Nansen figured that out a century before I ever swung a coil. Picture it: August 1893, the Arctic Ocean. The Fram’s oak hull groans as the ice … Read more

Sailing on Balsa: How Thor Heyerdahl Taught Me to Trust the Current

April 28, 1947. I’m standing on the dock in Callao, Peru, boots sinking into the balsa logs lashed together beneath me. The Pacific breeze smells like salt and adventure, and Thor Heyerdahl—wild-eyed, sunburned, grinning like he’s about to pull off the best prank ever—shouts, “Cut the ropes!” The Kon-Tiki lurches. Nine balsa logs, lashed with … Read more

That Time We Dived 7 Miles Under the Sea (And Lived to Tell)

January 23, 1960. I’m strapped to a metal bench, shoulder-to-shoulder with Don Walsh, in a steel sphere the size of a closet. The Trieste’s hull creaks like an old detector coil under pressure. Outside, the Pacific Ocean swallows us whole—dark, cold, pressing in with a force that could crush a tank. Jacques Piccard, our Swiss … Read more

When Our Balloon Crashed at the North Pole (And We Tried to Walk Home)

July 14, 1897. The ice cracks under me like a rusted detector coil. I’m flat on my back, shoulder screaming, watching the Örnen—our balloon, the Eagle—tatter into the wind. Silk shreds whip past my face, and I taste frost. “Salomon!” Knut yells, hauling me up. His goggles are frosted, breath coming in white puffs. Nils … Read more

When Volcanoes Tried to Burn Us: Alvarado’s March Through Guatemala (And What It Taught Me About Digging)

I still wake up tasting ash. Not the soft kind from a campfire, but the sharp, sulfurous stuff that clings to your teeth—like biting into a handful of obsidian. It was 1524, and we were marching south, Pedro de Alvarado at the front, his armor clinking like a loose detector coil. “Keep up,” he barked, … Read more